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Tuesday, 13 January 2015

Annabelle

Stars: 1 / 10 Basically, it's Rosemary's Baby -meets- Child's Play. Prequel to The Conjuring. If you've already se...

Saturday, 12 July 2014

The Haunting in Connecticut

Stars: 3 / 10 Generic hokum abounds. If you're looking for cheap, gooey, and trite, you'll get plenty of it. I wanted to like ...

Grave Encounters

Stars: 1 / 10 The tv show Ghost Adventures - meets - The Blair Witch Project, with a few cheap effects, alla The Grudge. If this had ...

Monday, 16 June 2014

Maleficent

Stars: 8 / 10 Fanciful, beautiful, exciting, and fun : an instant favourite! With faeries, shapeshifters, enchanted forests, and Angeli...

Saturday, 14 June 2014

300

Stars: 7 / 10 A decadent spectacle of colour and choreography, elegant brutality, with an abundance of glorious beefcake and campy costu...

Friday, 7 March 2014

La Belle et La Bête

Stars: 7 / 10 A retelling of Beauty and the Beast, reasonably close to the original French story. One of the most gorgeous and visuall...

Sunday, 10 November 2013

The Princess and the Frog

Stars: 7 / 10 Disney returns to greatness with this hand-drawn, jazz-flavoured, Voodoo-infused beauty. The skill of the artwork was ...

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Eyes Wide Shut

Stars: 2 / 10 One of the most over-rated films of the decade. Eyes Wide Shut is pointless, bourgeoisie soft-core porn that half-heart...

Friday, 1 November 2013

Shelter (aka 6 Souls)

Stars : 4 / 10 It begins well, the story promises "different", it offers up some atmosphere, and then it slowly dissolves in...

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

The Omen (2006)

Stars: 0 / 10 Why was this even made ?! If you want to watch a dull and shitty version of the original 1976 horror classic, then this mov...

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Incubus (1966)

Stars: 6 / 10 Amusing, with several lovely shots. The opening titles, in particular, were beautifully montages. The story's not speci...

Monday, 5 August 2013

Beloved

Stars: 7 / 10 Poetic, intriguing, disturbing, and symbolic. Thandie Newton's amazing performance, alone, makes this film a must-see....

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

Hungry Wives (aka Season of the Witch, aka Jack's Wife)

Stars: 3 / 10 Not Romero's best; a good idea goes flop. If you want a cheesy 70's semi-feminist witchcraft B-movie just for s...

Monday, 8 July 2013

The Last Exorcism

Stars: 4 / 10 Exorcist-meets-BlairWitch. POV mocumentary. Not particularly original, but a little bit creepy. Overall, unimpressive, bu...

The Apparition

Stars: 2 / 10 Flatliners + Poltergiest + Paranormal Activity = this lame-ass movie. What a waste. IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/...

Sinister

Stars: 7 / 10 Scariest movie I've seen years! Jumps & shivers! After seeing this, I was afraid to sleep with the lights off. Et...

From Hell

Stars: 2 / 10 Disappoints. Unbelievable, silly, predictable tripe. Depp doesn't even look English and his accent is awful! IMDB: h...

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* Star Rating Scale *

How films are judged:

I rate films within their respective genres, and always consider the era in which they were made, judging a film on its own merits, as well as in contrast to others (within their genre.)

Though I try to be fair and balanced, a certain amount of personal bias does figure into the scores (of course.)

Stars : 0 - 10

0 : Unwatchable. This film is an unwatchable abomination. Consider it one of the worst movies that never should have been made. Whoever released it is a sadist. If I couldn't suffer through the whole thing, it's an instant 0.

1 : Garbage. Burn it and bury it! Unless you are being paid a King's ransom, this movie is never worth watching. Somehow, I managed to suffer through it, but there is nothing worthwhile about this movie. Nothing. Unless you are a glutton for punishment, don't waste your time.

2: Awful. This film is a stinkbomb. Hold your nose and run the other way! There was at least one scene or major element of the film that I liked, but overall, it's best used as fertilizer.

3: Bad. Mostly this movie is Awful, but there was at least one or two scenes that I liked, perhaps one actor's performance was well done, or some effort worth nodding to. It's still tripe, though.

4: Tolerable. It wasn't the worst movie, it even had a few ok scenes/qualities, but it had a lot of stink, too. This film is nothing special. I have no interest in ever seeing it again. Meh.

5: OK. I didn't love, nor hate it, outright. A take-it-or-leave-it film, but has some redeeming qualities. Typically it's not something I would want to own, but I suppose would watch it again, at least once.

6: Good. I liked it. It was entertaining and enjoyable, even if there were some major goofs or wonky bits, overall, it's a decent movie. Not much of a prize winner, it won't redefine it's genre, it won't change your life, but something in this film makes it worth watching. I would certainly recommend it to someone who loves its specific genre.

7: Distinctive. This film stands out amongst its peers. Something about this movie has greatness. There was some imperfection, but overall, this film was really well made. This film is memorable, and sticks with you. I recommend it, and it's something that I would definitely want to own.

8: Fantastic. An instant favourite. This film is exceptionally good! It's impressive, unique and beautifully produced, it raises the bar. A memorable film that stirs the mind and the emotions. You have to shake it off after you see it, because it teleports you into its world. You may find yourself thinking about it days, even months, afterwards. I highly recommend it, and it's certainly something I would want to own.

9: Practically Perfect. I love this film! It's rare to find a gem like this. Treasure it. Practically perfect in every way, you'll never tire of it, and every time you see it, it shines like diamonds. This unforgetable film will change the way you look at all others. Depending on the type of film, it may even influence your life. I definitely recommend it, and you can bet your bippy that I own it, in a special edition, whenever possible.

10: Perfection.

FAQ

Why do you write reviews?
-- I love film, and I like to share.

Why minimal reviews?
-- I like to review in a way that cuts to the heart of the matter.

I'm not going to give you a long-winded synopsis of the film, because trailers, official film websites, and IMDB already do that. I will tell you, in a nutshell, what's the premise of the film, and what I liked or didn't like about it.

Birth of the Blog:
I tweet about movies after I watch them, and thus, the idea of a blog with my minimal movie reviews was born. I wanted to collect my reviews in one easy-to-access place, as well as have the option to give an Expanded Review for some of the films.

My Twitter: https://twitter.com/BonnieSparkles

Why so many thrillers and horror movies?
-- I like the genres, so I watch a lot of them.

Where you do live?
-- central France

How/where do you watch these movies?
-- Online, mostly. Some I borrow from the library, some I own on disc, and some I saw in the theatre.

Have you studied film making?
-- Not in a professional sense, no. I took one "history of film" course at uni, I've read a handful of screenplays, books about how to write screenplays, and inumerable books and articles on film making and the history of films. I've watched thousands of films, as well as countless documentaries and interviews with/about film makers.