Saturday, 12 July 2014

Stars: 1 / 10

The tv show Ghost Adventures - meets - The Blair Witch Project, with a few cheap effects, alla The Grudge.

If this had been an intentional spoof, maybe they could have had something, but, sadly, it's meant as a straight-faced haunted horror story. . . [insert facepalm here]

What this film is NOT: scary, inventive, entertaining, worth watching... at all.

1 tiny, dim star for the melancholic piano music that played through the closing credits... and shit-all to the rest of this Canadian indie masterpiece of FAIL.

Director:Colin Minihan & Stuart Ortiz (as The Vicious Brothers)
Year:  2011
Main Cast: (seriously, who cares)


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